Yo

 

ok so not many knew i had a two week break in april as a reward for being on deployment for almost 10months in  a row [personally i think they did coz someone higher up finally realized 'DURRR HEY HOW COME THESE GUYS ARE STILL WORKING' and before the shit hit the fan, they let us go for awhile]. i went out like 5 times. so i will try to write abt what i did. i cant really remember the dates. but its in chronological order, so that helps!

 

first event was.. Vivo

 

hm. met law and yao at vivo ard 6plus i think? i was late coz i said i wont be comin so early. i actually did not get lost so.. yay.  law made mi to the handshake in public when we met. so goddam gay.

6people attended. me, law, yao, ken [this will be known as the Main Group] thomas and soon hwa. soonhwa was wearing this gay pink t-shirt, and i asked him abt it. and he told me something irrelevant. he said ' cleavage is like time, squeeze and you will have some.' and he proceeded to squeeze his chest. biggest fag if i ever saw one.

 

dinner was carnivore! expensive [38 +10%service+7% gst. ard 45?] but it was quite nice. special events

went to the salad bar [yes, a place called carnivore, has a salad bar. the irony was thick] the stuff was pretty decent

the waitress was 'sweet looking' as quoted by soon hwa.

 

carnivore is fun. nothing but stakes filled with meat. there was one with fish but thats ok. there was one with pineapple and that was ok too. the pineapple was pineapplicious [wit? in my blog? it's lamer than you think].

 

the thing was pretty easy to understand. people come around with staked filled with the sacrificed animal and as you if you want some. you say 'yes' if you do; 'no' if you dont. i had chicken, beef, lamb, pork,[not ham], the blankets [ sausages wrapped with bacon AkA lethal bullets.] Soon Hwa was a fag. didnt finish what ever he took. he was an even giant fag for taking a bit of everything and keeping on his plate like a bloody collection. he even had his plate 3/4 full and he could still tell the waitress, when she asked if she could clear his plate, that he was waiting for the fish. AND when the fish came, he took a bite, and left the rest there. oh well..

 

i lost to waitress 4 times. won twice. if case you're wondering. i  like drinking water. [see my previous post[s]]. she kept filling my cup whenever i was like 75 to 80% done. it was the 'sweet-lookin' one so i guess thats ok ^^. i managed to finished my stuff later so..yay.

thomas went to buy some motivational posters [yes. motivational posters. that look like this. only cause hope instead of despair (like mine do)]. then we went home.. yay.

 

 

 

 

 

there WAS one thing that has been buggin me since i went there.

 

in the vivo carnivore [im not sure if any other place has carnivore, smeone go check] the placemats on the table has little tidbits of information [you know, for some reason or another] a line kind of stood out

'Knife-welding chefs'

 

this is confusing.

sure, knife-welding, the process to join two metals to make a knife. but.. what is the frigging point? i mean, in my head its wrong , it should be 'knife wielding', since they go around, with knives. maybe they do weld their knives, but is the info relevant to the food? i dont know, maybe its just me. if someone were to kindly check for me, tell me again next time. i asked ken and yao, and they said its logical but strange. yao kept saying 'knife welding, sure! they weld their knives.' but to me... wtf knife welding, who the fuck cares?

 

so someone please help mi check. is it a spelling error? do there really weld their knives? and if they do weld their knives, what makes them think that we should give a floating fuck about it?

 

end of post. im suposed to book in tonite and i am so... yea.

 

Carnivore

Drinks at Esp

Shisha

Chili Shots

Sushi Movie

Platoon Outing

 

on a lighter note id like to tell you guys something.

 

so im in camp just wearing my underwear [you dont have to actually picture it.]. and someone tells me to put clothes on. so i put a shirt on. and he comes back and says to put some pants on. now if he wanted the pants specifically he should have said that.. but then it got me thinking

when you are naked, and you put on a shirt, people dont care if you put something on. it just draws people's attention to your complete lack of pants!. wtf. its not fair.

 

o ya i forgot lol it's 3 days to Ms. Yip's birthday. Happy Birthday, Ms. Yip!