Dear Sivam of 1999

if you are reading this, either a miracle happened, the internet bugged out and you got a letter from 9 years in the future, or i lived long enough for time machines to actually go backwards in time instead of going forward only.

things you may need to do:

Invest in google, facebook, rice and oil. you can thank ourselves later.

when your friends ask you to play world of warcraft, STAY THE FUCK AWAY from it. its not that the game sucked, its coz you have no willpower.

during the next 4 years. dont go chasing every single skirt. you are truly an idiot. improve your social studies or something. get to a jc, get into uni doin physics or watever.

no one will respect you if you do anything good, but they will be on your case if you fuck it up. so dont fuck it up. attention isnt as good as it sounds.

if you happen to go to poly. try to remember the advice i gave you regarding skirt. now they are shorter and flashier, but you must resist. go pick up a sport.

computers are ok. but anything with MMO in it is to be fucking avoided.

if you happen to think a girl likes you and you want to ask her out, go through this template: can you picture yourself with her for 1 year? if no, drop it. if yes, go for it. if she says no, tough [yes it will happen alot but it should soften the blow since you know its goin to happen thanks to me]. if she says yes, dont screw it up.

you will meet 6 people in secondary school. those are going to be your good friends for life. so make sure you dont do anything stupid.

 

if you happen to go to poly, you will meet another 4. dont screw it up with them.

the people may laugh at you for buying a nintendo ds instead of psp. dont worry, we are superior, and nintendo will rule the world one day.

the advice i have given you may the change the future drastically. if you choose to ignore it, you continue a path which i have already walked, and let me tell you. its not really that good. but i leave it to you because you are my only hope.

 

will you accept your fate and find happiness, or will change your fate and find glory

 

Counting on you,

Yourself of 2008

p.s. your parents will tell you alot of junk, but they have their moments. try to filter the wheat from the chaff

[2 little birthmarks on right forearm, scar above right eye, and left forehead. believe it already?]

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well.. this was random.