the following is my opinion, and after reading lore and wathcing various movies, i have come to conclusions

 

Races of Earth [that  god forgot to let us know, or killed. ether way]

 

Goblins : The Goblins are a race that are experts at building. no one knows where the reesources come from [70 x 70 golden droids for and elf king? what the fuck] but their skills in craftsmanship is unmatched, cept maybe for gnomes, but we all gnomes suck

 

Gnomes: they suck, see above

 

Dwarves : Easiest of the lot, the dwarves, are shorter than humans, have long beards [even the women, yeap.] they are heavy drinkers, live in the mountains or caves, and are closely associated with mining, gems, and ale..

 

Elves: now here is where its get confusing.

 

when people were kids [everyone was a kid once, even kenneth. and he is old.], we were thought that santa stays in the north pole and has a workshop which is managed by elves. apparently the elves

: wore green and

: were no taller that santa's knee

: had pointed noses and a wierd grin.

 

these are NOT ELVES.

 

they cant be. everything else that you learn ocne you are 13 [for guys] and above 13 [ for chicks, unless u watch lord of the rings for orlando bloom; why is he such a manwhore] you realize that elves are not anything like that

 

a true elf, from what ive learnt is

1) taller than most humans, probably by a head on average

2) have long blonde hair, or bring colours, maybe goin to auburn or copper at extreme. the rare ones with black hair are thought to  be the awesomest! [woo arwen]

3) they are nimble, and agile, and more associated with weapon craftsmanship. while dwarves are the masters of axes and deep cutting, the elves value grace and make swords that slice the wing.

 

think of it in terms of if humans are warriors, the dwarves are berserkers and the elves are more of blade dancers. although an elf is also skilled with bows probably. they have no use for firearms as they value and respect nature.

 

4) elves are mostly connected to nature and the elements. and elf is usually one with the forest, and the blessing of nature flows through them. thats why, elementals are a valuable ally, as forces of nature are awesome.

Now santa does not work with long tall leggy blondes who make toys with him. my theory is that santa's helpers are either imps, but that is my opinion. they fit an image of imp to me. even if you can get an imp in a suit...

 

Orcs

 

Orcs ae ugly. and green

 

Trolls

most people depic trolls as huge bastards, cept blizzard with their jungle variety. the rest are bridge trolls

 

Dragons

 

another confusing one. americans depict them as winged lizards with leathery wings that are able to fly. they have long neecks and possible rounded skulls

the eastern dragons are more snake like, and glide through the air. they have long whiskers, elongated skulls

 

there may be a third type, with small leathery wings that serve no purpose, and crocodile skulls, and the inability to fly.

 

by the way, recently , earth's obsession with elves, have given birth to dark elves. apparently, elves who fall under the sway of magic. they sport darker coloured hair, and darker skin.

 

in other words, nigger elves, but bluer.

 

thats all i got for you now, im writing stuff coz im bored.. until next time!